A bunch of us just agreed that we'd meet in a couple of hours to play actual, real, live, ruthless SNOWBALL!!!
Some additional pictures @ http://picasaweb.google.com/akovi2/SnowInSouthTexas#
Just another boring diary of some guy's excursion and troubles on his way to the city of Houston and back.
A bunch of us just agreed that we'd meet in a couple of hours to play actual, real, live, ruthless SNOWBALL!!!
Some additional pictures @ http://picasaweb.google.com/akovi2/SnowInSouthTexas#
A family I got to know here in Houston invited me over for their family feast. I went there around noon and we all started out by watching the Tenessee Titans beat the c**p out of the Detroit Lions. Experts, that is to say my hosts and their football fan friends, said that this should come as no surprise: the beast team in the league was playing the worst.
There's no divestment here but we still call it a divestment. But isn't that dishonest? NO! Consider it a polticial matter.
A hatékonyságukat tuti a magyar közigazgatásban tanulták, mindehova tök sokan mennek, állandóan fontoskodva fel alá rohangálnak, de sose történik semmi. Csak beszélnek, meg terveznek, közben a fél várost széthordják a színesfémtolvajok a maradékot meg felrobbantják. Ha meg beszólsz, hogy lehetne már valamit csinálni akkor mindenki némán rád néz a főnök meg kidobat a teremből. Ezt egyébként imádják, mindig feltűrt inggel , hózentrogerban vannak az irodában és kávéznak. Komolyan mondom szerintem csak azért szálltak be a kolumbiai drogháborúba, hogy ingyen kávébabot lopjanak az irodába.
[They are as efficient as [any country's] public administration, they always deploy a truckload of people and cruise around as if they were important but nothing happens. They just talk and plan while half the city is taken apart by smalltime crooks and they blow up the other half. If you stand up to them demanding they do something, everyone stares at you and the boss has you thrown out of the room. They love this; they always linger around their offices with their sleeves rolled up and wearing suspenders and constantly drink coffee. I tell you they only got involved in the Colombian drug wars to steel free coffee beans for their office.]
Anyway, a couple of days after Ike hit us a friend of mine currently studying in Belgium sent me a link. I read the article, it was about a guy also in Houston who had some trouble with Ike. I sent him an e-mail asking which part of the city he lived in and we exchanged contacts. A week later he sent me a message that they are having a BBQ at his place and I should join, it will be only Hungarian ex-pats. So I went there this Friday and we had an awesome time. There were three guys, two with their wives, who are both gorgeous btw, and we had some old fashioned “shashlik” together.
It was so much fun speaking Hungarian again with actual people and not through the phone. They were really funny people, jokes kept flying around all night. Luckily, I was the only lawyer there so we didn’t talk much about work. Now I know that if I fly back home through Paris, I have to be ready to break my personal record on 400m flat run, because the layover between the Houston-Paris and the Paris-Budapest flight is quite short.
"Oil and gas law was not biult on rationality. It was built on the notion of MORE OIL!"
"Law is all made up. All you need is a set of words and you can solve any problem."
"Questions? Comments? Outrage?"In any event, the best way to describe his way of speaking: Denny Crane!
When I stepped off from the plane, I was fairly surprised how different the real Southern accent is from what I believed. I understood everyone in California perfectly but here I really need to focus. Let's just hope that I'll get over it in a couple of days.
So I sought out the shuttle I arranged for myself previously and as soon as I stepped out of the air conditioned space at the airport, I started sweating like hell. I saw some high temperatures in California, sometimes over 100 F (around 40 C) but this kind of hot was different kind of hot (and unfortunately not the kind of “hot” I often found in Davis at night, if you know what I mean). It's really humid and at first it's harder to breathe. The air conditioning is overkill, they seem to like the temperatures in refrigerators. They must be penguins who couldn't find a better spot.
Anyway, I arrived at the campus where I had some arrangements to secure temporary housing. I won't be able to move in to my permanent place until August 15, so I could either book a room at the campus hotel (amounting to $1,600 for 10 days) or accept a temporary room in “Moody Towers”. These guys must have known something. If you've seen any part of the series “Californication” you know who Hank Moody is. He's the 40 something trashy (and probably smelly) playboy type of “writer” whose life is completely messed up from top to bottom and lives in a sh*thole apartment. Now this apartment represents perfectly what “Moody Towers” looks like. I expected something like that but I had no clue that because of some water pipe renovation the whole building would be torn into pieces. But that's what it looks like. “Under construction” to be a bit euphemistic. Needless to say that nobody at the front desk seemed to know that I was coming so (luckily my Russian classmate arrived earlier) joint efforts had to be made to convince security that we supposedly have rooms booked for us.
When I finally got to floor 17 where my room is I thought it would be nice to grab some food. Since the whole campus looked like a ghost town, I was a bit scared that nothing will be open and I'll die in the middle of a metropolis due to the lack of nutrition. Luckily, the doorman or security guy or whatever showed me that there's a Pizza Hut just around the corner. So I decided to go over, sit down and feel as if I was in a civilized place. Fat chance. First, the pizza place “just around the corner” was a 15 minute walk. Actually it really was on the next corner but the corner itself was really far away. And there were no other corners until that one. I got to realize that there is just NO WAY to live in this city without a car. Even if I wanted to go down to work out I'd need to have a car to go to the other side of the street. Literally. And that's just campus. The highway I-45, which seemed like a nice little 2x2 lane highway on Google Earth has actually 6 lanes both ways. Crossing it is a hike in itself.
Also, I promised a Swiss classmate that I'll join them for some soccer tomorrow. (Me and soccer. Imagine. I pause here for a moment for you to laugh out loud.) I wanted to call the guy from my cellphone and instead of a ringtone a mechanical lady reminded me that I have only 5 dollars on my account. So what? By 10 cents a minute it should buy me 50 minutes. They didn't let me make an outgoing call until I refilled. (SMS worked fine.) Weird.
I also don't have Internet access. Not just in my room, practically there's no terminal I could get to. Each one would require me to use my student ID card, which I won't get until Monday. I'm locked in. Not just in the analogue world but also in the analogue campus due to the lack of adequate transportation.
Clearly there's lots to iron out. I expected that I won't be bored for this year but apparently every day brings a new and harder challenge.
Correction. I just managed to crack my way into the digital world. :)